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By Mailer-Daemon*


The recipient server went into a paroxysmal fit after attempting to decipher your mindless dreck. Learn more at http://mail.don‘t-be-dreckin‘-me.now.com/support/bin/.yo-muh-man-[you-feelin’-me?]-For-real?dahtkomdotcomc‘mon.com:


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(2): Fork dropped. 5-second rule.
(3): Had Gadya
(4) Two Zuzim

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Captain’s Log: Star Date: Sun, 26 Sep 2010 18:29:42 -0700 (EDT)
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In-Reply-To: root.canal@ohmygodohmygodthathurts!!!>Were-you-able-to-spot-all-the-“Ninas”-in-the-Al-Hirschfeld-drawing-in-the-Times? [Hint: They’re usually in the hair. See, also Album cover art for “Revolver” by the Beatles, 1966.
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Date: Sun, 26 Sep 2010 21:29:42 -0400


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