FOR OUR CONVENIENCE, WE'VE AUTOMATED YOUR LEGAL BILL

Check all that apply:

_____ Winning  your dog of a case -----------------$ A bunch

_____ Putting up with your nonsense -------------  $ A whole bunch

_____ Listening to your whining -------------------$ Plenty

_____ Tamping down your disasters --------------  $ Puhhhhlenty 

_____ Getting you out of the weeds----------------- $ Lots

_____ Lifting you out of the tall grass--------------- $ Mucho

_____ Pulling your ass out of the frying pan ------ $ Mondo

_____ Pulling your ass from the fire ----------------$ Mucho-Mondo

_____ Pulling your ass from a sling -----------------$  Mongahela

_____ Snatching you from the Titanic  ------------- $ Wads

_____ Making people forget what you just said ---- $ Scads

_____ Making people forget what you just did ----  $ Gobs

_____ Resolving your crisis du jour-------------------$ Heaps

_____ Stamping out your fires ------------------------ $ Megabucks

_____ Rescuing you from your own stupidity  ------ $ A fortune

The Presidential Grate Debate (it grates on you).

Presented as an election-year service by the machers at Honk if you Like Honking:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2l3NS69dwqI