Look, We Could Care Less About Your Stupid Message; We Only Care About From Whence it Came (Don't Say it Came from "Whence;" What Are You, Our Little Brother?)

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To:  all

The conference on visceral communications starts tomorrow, please remember to bring the documents.

shs
Sent from my iPod
 
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To: shs
 
I thought you had the documents.
 
dba
 
Sent from my e-Reader
 
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To: dba


Why do we even need the documents?

pdq

Sent from my droid

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To shs:
 
Can't you just email the documents, or what?

bbq
 
Sent from my SmartFone
 
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To all:
 
I thought this was a conference on visceral communications.
 
hss
 
Sent while brushing my teeth
 
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To hss:
 
What's your point, exactly?
 
sss
 
Sent while kicking the cat off the couch
 
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To sss and hss
 
Simmer down.
 
zzz
 
Sent while lowering the heat to a simmer
 
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To zzz
 
What's cookin'?
 
ckk
 
Sent packing
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To all:
 
People, people!  Please focus!
 
shs
 
Sent from my iPad
 
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To shs:
 
How come last time you "sent" from your iPod and this time you "sent" from your iPad?  What's the diff?
 
doa
 
Sent from my iPid
 
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To doa:

Do you have the documents?

shs

Sent from my iPed

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To doa:

I was going to write a lengthy retort, but the laptop overheated, and I'm worried about that red thing, so I'm off to the emergency room,

(Do you think that it will ever go away?  It hurts to sit down),

lol

Sent from patient registration --change for the vending machine, anybody?

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To doa:

We haven't met, but do you have the documents?

shs

Sent from my IPyd

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To Esme with love and squalor

You send me

S. Cooke

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I'd like to send you on a slow boat to China

Hu Jintao
 
And if it's not too much to ask, please send me someone to love
 
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To  Hu Jintao:
 
My sendiments exactly
 
shs
 
Sent from my ITeeth
 
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To shs:
 
I'd give mine for that
 
Wild goosechase
 
Sent on one.