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Why are you writing me a ticket? There's still 3 minutes left on the meter!
It's an anticipatory violation.
What are you talking about? I'm here right now and there's still time on the meter!
But by the time you move your car, time on the meter will have expired.
That's outrageous! I'll be out of here faster than you can finish writing down my license plate number!
No you won't.
Yes, I will!
No you won't.
This is ridiculous!
Nevertheless, by the time you move your car, time will have expired and so you're getting a ticket.
Oh Really?
Yes.
And how can you be so sure that I won't be gone when time expires?
Because, your car is locked.
So?
And your keys are on the front seat, just where you left them.
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Friends, there's just nothing funny about the earthquake and Tsunami in Japan -- or for that matter, the recent earthquake in New Zealand and the floods in Australia. Thousands of lives have been devastated. If you are in a position to help with financial assistance, you may want to visit the following website for tips on ensuring that your donations are directed as effectively as possible:
http://www.charitynavigator.org/
Thank you.
HIYLH.
It's an anticipatory violation.
What are you talking about? I'm here right now and there's still time on the meter!
But by the time you move your car, time on the meter will have expired.
That's outrageous! I'll be out of here faster than you can finish writing down my license plate number!
No you won't.
Yes, I will!
No you won't.
This is ridiculous!
Nevertheless, by the time you move your car, time will have expired and so you're getting a ticket.
Oh Really?
Yes.
And how can you be so sure that I won't be gone when time expires?
Because, your car is locked.
So?
And your keys are on the front seat, just where you left them.
--------------------------------------------------------------
--------------------------------------------------------------
Friends, there's just nothing funny about the earthquake and Tsunami in Japan -- or for that matter, the recent earthquake in New Zealand and the floods in Australia. Thousands of lives have been devastated. If you are in a position to help with financial assistance, you may want to visit the following website for tips on ensuring that your donations are directed as effectively as possible:
http://www.charitynavigator.org/
Thank you.
HIYLH.
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