Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Do Not Be Alarmed. The Following Post Has Been Delivered Telepathically.


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17 comments:

  1. AnonymousApril 6, 2011 at 9:42 AM

    Another scam! I'm not sending you any money!

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  2. AnonymousApril 6, 2011 at 9:43 AM

    What a low-brow way to solicit funds!

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  3. Seth H. SalingerApril 6, 2011 at 9:44 AM

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  4. AnonymousApril 6, 2011 at 9:49 AM

    Stop trying to get money through mind control!

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  5. AnonymousApril 6, 2011 at 9:50 AM

    This is a cheap trick! We're not sending you any money!

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  6. AnonymousApril 6, 2011 at 9:50 AM

    Why don't you get a job????????

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  7. AnonymousApril 6, 2011 at 9:53 AM

    I hate you! I hate you! And not only that, I'm NOT sending you ANY MONEY!

    GO AWAY!!!!!

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  8. AnonymousApril 6, 2011 at 9:54 AM

    I just got a telepathic message asking for money. I thought it was a joke until I saw the other comments here. You are sick and pathetic.

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  9. AnonymousApril 6, 2011 at 9:56 AM

    Your telepathic request for money has been received and is currently being reviewed by one of our account representatives. You will be notified of our decision shortly.

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  10. AnonymousApril 6, 2011 at 9:59 AM

    Your telepathic request for money has been declined. You will be receiving a written notification within 3 to 5 business days setting forth the reasons for our decision. If we were you, we wouldn't even bother opening it, because it is mondo depressing. You may have certain rights under the Fair Credit Reporting Act, but, frankly, we doubt it.

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  11. AnonymousApril 6, 2011 at 10:00 AM

    Hey! I just got a telepathic message saying I should send you a bunch of money! What's this all about?

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  12. AnonymousApril 6, 2011 at 10:04 AM

    I stopped using computers and cell phones because I was sick of all the pop-ups and unsolicited chats and texts and other annoying interruptions. So imagine my surprise and displeasure when, enjoying my flower garden this morning, alone in my solitude and my reverie on the first pseudo-warm day of the year, I suddenly get a telepathic message from you imploring me to send you gobs of cash! I have half a mind to close my reverie account thanks to you!

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  13. AnonymousApril 6, 2011 at 10:06 AM

    I just got your telepathic "request" for money, but you didn't say where I should send it. I got the check all made out and everything. Should I slip it under the door, or what?

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  14. AnonymousApril 6, 2011 at 10:08 AM

    Hello! Just got your telepathic request for money. To streamline things, how's about I just send you my bank account numbers and pass codes? Then you will have insta-access whenever!

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  15. AnonymousApril 6, 2011 at 10:10 AM

    I tried to respond to this moronic post telepathically but the blog administrator wouldn't let me. You really should upgrade or something. This is the reason so many people don't like you. Plus, you're not getting any money from me. I'd be happy to tell that to you telepathically or to your face or whatever.

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  16. AnonymousApril 6, 2011 at 10:12 AM

    For crying out loud! Stop bombarding me with these stupid telepathic messages! You want all my money!??? Here! Take it! Just leave me alone!


    LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  17. AnonymousApril 6, 2011 at 10:16 AM

    Wow! A telepathic solicitation! Now that's green! You don't even have to ask people to think about then environment before printing the message, because there is nothing to print!

    You are a genius, man! Kudos!

    P.S. Unfortunately, I don't have any money to send you. Maybe you should re-transmit this message to rich people.

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