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Mack Khan, of West Tisbury, Massachusetts, was married to Nahsi Gohreng of Peterborough, New Hampshire on April 23 by Swami K. (the "Bull") Pillay at the Upstairs Downstairs Steady-As-She-Goes On-Line Spiritual and Recreational Center of Greenwich, Connecticut. The bride will be keeping her own name. The bridegroom will be changing his name to Irving Thalberg. The Swami is being investigated by the Office of the Attorney General for the State of Connecticut for marrying people without a license (although many of the people he has married have have, in fact, held, at one time, drivers' and other kinds of licenses).
The bride, a former second runner-up in the Junior Miss "Our Town" Pageant, is the daughter of Mhee Gohreng, herself a runner-up in the above-named pageant not that long ago, and a founder of the Peterborough, N.H. Fried Noodle Emporium. She is a graduate of the Royal Road to Learning. The bride's father is also known as "Mhee," which he spells without an "H," (and without a "superfluous "e"), and is the vice president of the Fried Noodle Emporium of Peterborough, N.H. He is also a former judge of the Junior Miss "Our Town" Pageant, where he met his current wife, Mhee, shortly before he dumped his former wife, Nasi.
The bridegroom's mother invented the concept of "Out-of-Office-Auto-Reply," the proceeds of which financed her purchase of a tony oceanfront estate in Martha's Vineyard. The bridegroom's father may once have spotted Harrison Ford and Walter Cronkite drinking together at The Black Dog pub, but it was dark, and it could just have well been some locals "funnin' " him.
The bride's parents, (a/k/a Ayam and Lembu "Satay" Ghoreng), own, in addition to the Peterborough, N.H. Fried Noodle Emporium, a chain of drive-thru meat-on-a-stick concerns on the eastern seaboard and in the food courts of various cruise ships. Though both are self-proclaimed vegans, they find a solace in the commonality between the color of many vegetables and the color of U.S. currency.
The bride owns her own think tank and international tacos express delivery business, which she operates in her sleep with the assistance of a complex network of electrodes. The bridegroom, though currently unemployed, is a hopeful in several lotteries promising a V.I.P pass to the British Royal wedding. If he does not win the lottery, he plans to get up very early in the morning and watch the whole thing on simulcast while his wife is making money in her sleep. Thereafter, he plans to shop a concept for his life story (to date) to a number of tabloids.
The bride and bridegroom made the theme of their wedding "Having a Wonderful Time, Wish You Were Here," which they imprinted on commemorative mugs and dedicated to the thousands of people who have been shot at with live ammunition by the security forces of various repressive dictatorships in recent weeks, as well as to the British Royal couple (whose own nuptial celebration is expected to be viewed worldwide on television by 2 billion people), although neither the former nor the latter were in attendance at the wedding, nor even bothered to send their regrets. Thankfully, and despite the uncertainties stemming from the boorish failure on the part of the British Royal couple to R.S.V.P., the prediction that chicken would be more in demand than beef proved accurate.
For tax purposes, the Khan (Thalberg)-Gohrengs intend to reside mostly in the Cayman Islands.
The bride, a former second runner-up in the Junior Miss "Our Town" Pageant, is the daughter of Mhee Gohreng, herself a runner-up in the above-named pageant not that long ago, and a founder of the Peterborough, N.H. Fried Noodle Emporium. She is a graduate of the Royal Road to Learning. The bride's father is also known as "Mhee," which he spells without an "H," (and without a "superfluous "e"), and is the vice president of the Fried Noodle Emporium of Peterborough, N.H. He is also a former judge of the Junior Miss "Our Town" Pageant, where he met his current wife, Mhee, shortly before he dumped his former wife, Nasi.
The bridegroom's mother invented the concept of "Out-of-Office-Auto-Reply," the proceeds of which financed her purchase of a tony oceanfront estate in Martha's Vineyard. The bridegroom's father may once have spotted Harrison Ford and Walter Cronkite drinking together at The Black Dog pub, but it was dark, and it could just have well been some locals "funnin' " him.
The bride's parents, (a/k/a Ayam and Lembu "Satay" Ghoreng), own, in addition to the Peterborough, N.H. Fried Noodle Emporium, a chain of drive-thru meat-on-a-stick concerns on the eastern seaboard and in the food courts of various cruise ships. Though both are self-proclaimed vegans, they find a solace in the commonality between the color of many vegetables and the color of U.S. currency.
The bride owns her own think tank and international tacos express delivery business, which she operates in her sleep with the assistance of a complex network of electrodes. The bridegroom, though currently unemployed, is a hopeful in several lotteries promising a V.I.P pass to the British Royal wedding. If he does not win the lottery, he plans to get up very early in the morning and watch the whole thing on simulcast while his wife is making money in her sleep. Thereafter, he plans to shop a concept for his life story (to date) to a number of tabloids.
The bride and bridegroom made the theme of their wedding "Having a Wonderful Time, Wish You Were Here," which they imprinted on commemorative mugs and dedicated to the thousands of people who have been shot at with live ammunition by the security forces of various repressive dictatorships in recent weeks, as well as to the British Royal couple (whose own nuptial celebration is expected to be viewed worldwide on television by 2 billion people), although neither the former nor the latter were in attendance at the wedding, nor even bothered to send their regrets. Thankfully, and despite the uncertainties stemming from the boorish failure on the part of the British Royal couple to R.S.V.P., the prediction that chicken would be more in demand than beef proved accurate.
For tax purposes, the Khan (Thalberg)-Gohrengs intend to reside mostly in the Cayman Islands.
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