Websites So Hot, You'll Need an Oven Mit

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Fresh Step Kitty Litter

http://www.freshstep.com/faq.php

Has an extensive FAQ section and a photo of a kitty looking guilty.

Glad ForceFlex® (garbage bags)

http://www.glad.com/trashbags/forceflex.php?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_term=glad+garbage+bags&utm_campaign=SEM-NonBrand

Printable $1.00 off coupon (one of the best in the industry) plus "Fun and Games" and a "Media Room."

Roto Rooter

http://www.rotorooter.com/

Testimonials, a newsletter, and so much more! You can choose "Jingle On" or "Jingle Off." When I'm watching my favorite shows, I choose "jingle off," but at other times, I really crank up the volume. I like to play it over and over. "Away go troubles down the drain!" Now available as a dance mix!

Dr. Scholl's® Freeze Away®

http://www.drscholls.com/drscholls/freezeawaygateway/index.jsp?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_term=wart%2Bremover&utm_campaign=treatments&gclid=CISNi6zR954CFZAN5Qod9mYjZw

The truth: Warts 'n all! (Contains an exciting video!). Look closely at the bottom of the page; here's the payoff: "The graphics depicted herein constitute trademarks of Schering Corporation." You'll never hear a line like that in a Bogart movie, that's for sure!

Ex-Lax

http://www.ex-lax.com/

Let the good times roll! Has an excellent legal disclaimer, a site map, and a guarantee. Sadly, not yet available en Español.

Tide: Find a Stain Solution

http://www.tide.com/en-US/stains/top-stains.jspx?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_term=stain%2Bremovers&utm_campaign=Category_(Stain)%2BStain%2BTypes%2B&gclid=CODnif3V954CFU1M5Qod1XNWLA

In a creative reworking of the "Ten Plagues" from the the Passover Haggadah, (the Tide® version -- not to be confused with the Maxwell House Coffee version), we learn all about not just blood, but also, sweat, ink, lipstick, dirt, ketchup, salsa, wax, fruit juice, and grass. Cattle disease, vermin, and boils are strangely absent, but, the time honored "poop" is there in all its splendor. Be sure to participate in the survey.

Lipitor

http://www.lipitor.com/about-lipitor/benefits.aspx?source=google&HBX_PK=s_lipitor&HBX_OU=50&o=23127370|166376222|0

In the dark days, before cholesterol was invented, there was a dearth of Internet singsong that reminded us: "Common side effects are diarrhea, upset stomach, muscle and joint pain, and changes in some blood tests." In the annals of artery-flushing, this was one of the first, and it's still among the best. The site includes the random: LPU01292L1 in the bottom right of the home page. It is believed that no other site contains this mysterious combination.

d-Con

http://www.d-conproducts.com/diagnose.html

Talk about Rodents 101! Here, you'll learn all about droppings, footprints, gnawing, rubmarks, unusual pet activity, sounds, and burrows or nests. If the silhouettes of rat shit don't set you up for a pleasant night's sleep, the sounds of mice chewing through the wiring in the walls probably will.

Arm and Hammer

http://www.armhammer.com/

The best thing about this site is the animation of food rotting in the refrigerator replete with rising smell vapors. That's right, you can simultaneously smell AND see the decomposition. Why wasn't this mentioned in "An Inconvenient Truth"? Probably an oversight. Please be sure to visit A&H's User Agreement. And tell 'em I sent you.

The CBO (The Congressional Budget Office)

http://www.cbo.gov/

Who doesn't get all hot and bothered by a dynamic bar graph? But wait, there's more: With features like: "Percentage of Estates That Have Been Taxable, 1943 to 2006," "Correction Regarding the Longer-Term Effects of the Manager's Amendment to the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act," and "An Analysis of the President's Budgetary Proposals for Fiscal Year 2010," you'll never troll the Web for porn again.

524 CMR: Board of Elevator Regulations

http://www.lawlib.state.ma.us/source/mass/cmr/524cmr.html

Nothing will make you long for the Website of the Congressional Budget Office quite like this subdivision of the Code of Massachusetts Regulations. Protective eyeware recommended. Although the CMRs do have a search facility, no amount of finagling will return the result: Lady Gaga.

The Broken Door Stop Blog

http://www.thebrokendoorstopblogspot.biz

Still under construction, but looking forward to the competition. Bring it on.