A Day in the Office -- Post-it Notes Edition

 Feed parking meter in 18 minutes!

    Send money to gov’t.

    Get: Eggs, seltzer, cat food, earplugs, ghee.

    PAY PHONE BILL!

    Feed parking meter in 12 minutes.

    Retrieve nice slacks from Goodwill –exchange for crappy.

    Idea for screenplay: Registry of Motor Vehicles -- The Musical

    Borrow someone’s cell phone. Call phone co. to get service restored.

    Feed parking meter in 10 min!

    Garbage night, tonight. Be there or be square.

    New Facebook account password:  iforget123 (all lower case).

    Call phone co. back -- Mr. Smelly.
    1-800-999-9999: Urgent!

    Need alternate Facebook password -- other one taken -- try: iforget12345.

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    Feed parking meter in 7 min!

    Addition to shopping list: pocket square (with diagram instructions)

    Call back phone co.  Mr. S-N-e-l-T-y -- not Smelly. Cell phone qual. sux.

    Still need new Facebook password: iforget123456789?

    Re-stock post-its supply. Get ones that don’t fall off after 3 secs. Also get tape to tape up post-its.

   Hunan Kosher Happy Fun Time Eating Place Take-out hotline: 617-Hu-nann

Who is Moishe Chang???

    Put $$$ in bank before 5 pm. to cover phone payment.

    Get $$$ from someplace to put in bank.

    Parking meter in 3 min!

    Don’t get stupid cat food or he won’t eat it.  NO clams!

    Remove dead potted palm from front hall. 2 years is way too long. Bad Feng Shui.

Another shopping addition: watering can.


    Still need new password: iforgetlikeevrybodyelse123456789.  See if it works.

    Return Goodwill voicemail: “You are banned.” Means what? Be cool. Play dumb. Banned over slacks? UNconstitutional! 

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  Parking meter in 1 min. or car will be towed!

 Buy suit. Take to drycleaner to seem normal.

  Pick up drycleaning.

   Phone Payment Confirmation number Per Mr. Snelty:

1324I200004005073993469200000000000000QJW078000ws0

Send “thank you” to ??? for dinner last month. They are a nice couple.  Espec. whatshername.

Return overdue dvd rentals.

Never mind – vid store shut down.

Send complaint to Facebook over password fiasco.  Need working password to do this.

Shower turned off this a.m.?

Gingko Biloba

Municipal tow/impoundment lot number: 617-PAY-YRTX.  Cash only.

Bum a ride home.  Maybe Mr. Snelty  has a car.