MY ENTIRE POLITICAL PHILOSOPHY FITS NEATLY ON THIS BUMPER STIC

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MY LIVER







I’d rather you weren’t reading this.




Make money working from home! 
Rifle through your wife’s purse and
look under the cushions!



Si vous pouvez le lire, les félicitations!
Vous pouvez lire le français!



If you don't like conniption fits
about the way I'm driving --
don't have one.


Vita brevis; ars longa. 
Let’s call the whole thing off!




Be kind to vegetables; 
don't eat them.




Go Ahead, Make my lunch!



Save the planet and put it aside.You’ll need it for later.


Help for cure find
the syntax disorder.


The opinions expressed in this bumper sticker 
are not necessarily opinions.
Nor are they expressed.
Nor is this much of a bumper sticker.



How do you expect me to see the T.V. through
the windows of your minivan while I'm driving on the highway with your kids bouncing around like that? Please restrain them.  And while you’re at it, turn up the sound!


Some say "the world will end in fire;"
Some say "in ice."
Some say “noo-kew-lur”
Some say “INSurance”
Some say “prahh-duce.’
Some say “St. Loo-ey.”
Some say “warsh”
Warsh.  That’s whack.


Who put the “slotnick” in the
Ramma-Lamma-Ding-Dong-Slotnick?


At least I can still smoke in
Whoever’s car this is.


WAR (and peace) IS NOT THE ANSWER.
ANNA KARENINA IS THE ANSWER.


This car used to be a plastic bag.
Now it’s pretty much just a piece of crap.


Honk if you Like Honking!