Wanna know why I'm still hanging around? Here's the straight dope. I was in the neighborhood, so I poked my head into the Afterlife. They said, "Do you have a reservation?" I said "no." They said, "OK, it's like a 45-year wait. Less if you don't wear sunblock." Seemed pretty outrageous, but they gave me a buzzer that will vibrate and flash its lights when they're ready for me. I said what's the range of this thing?" They said, "Oh don't worry about that."

Use the following  in a sentence:

Mobius strip

Seatbelt

M.C. Escher

Tautology

Tontine

Piece of crap program encountering a problem and having to shut down

Send error report?

Headache